Roll for Butthole

also, not a fan of this inbox preview window

i can see how its nifty and why peeps would like it

but def not my thing

whoops, turns out I broke my arm

luckily its not the worst, its the least worst

so aw yeah since i only need a sling 

how the hell will i shave my face……….

i use my right hand and currebtly thsts injure—-

no

Im 99% sure its just a bad sprain

ill be fine

i may go to the doctors tomorrow

I’d be less embarrassed if I was drunk at the time or even slightly intoxicated

but i was completely sober

I just thought it was a good idea

I decided to jump over a chain like “pff i do this all the time, this is no big deal”

well it turned into a big deal when i failed

i got beat up by a chain

Pretty sure I sprained my arm (or as a friend pointed out, potential hairline fracture) by being an absolute idiot

awwwww yeah